Mizner Park Luxury

Mizner Park is known for its upscale luxury shops. A skirt or shirt in this plaza can cost you about $100 and up. Feel like getting a scoop of ice cream? You can go to Sloans in Mizner park and get a scoop of ice cream on a cone for $10! Clearly this area is only for the rich and famous. Every restaurant in this plaza that has outdoor seating is also required to accomodate dogs. This means servers wait on the dog as well. A bowl of water and a treat must be brought out to them as soon as they sit down. Boca Raton is known for exactly this star treatment. The Bocans think that this is normal and standard everywhere...reality check.. its not...well maybe in LA it is.

--MB

Starbucks Heaven

STARBUCKS....STARBUCKS....STARBUCKS.....I have come to discover that the city of boca runs on NO!! not DUNKIN but......Starbucks. We have 9 locations alone in the city of Boca Raton. I see one everywhere I turn now, its liek a big green monster. Who needs blood? As long as you have Starbucks you should be good. I always see people walking around with Starbucks now, its almost like their coffee cups are collectables, I see them in my freinds cars, rooms, everywhere. How could it become so popular? It amazes me that were going through an economic crisis but people spend $4 dollars on Frappachinos at 9 different locations. When will it end!!!
...FXMIII...

Boca Raton= Giant Green Lizards

Giant green iguanas are everywhere in south Florida and people in Bocans are done with them. Experts say there are hundreds of thousands of them. A Boca inventor Mark Streisfeld developed Iguana-Rid which is a spray claimed to keep the iguanas away. Experts say there are no studies to effectively rid iguanas. There are iguana trappers out there but they kill them and they go to waste. Iguana-Rid is supposed to smell and taste so bad that the iguanas want no part of it and leave. Experts say that new generations can develop a smell and tatse for anything. Good luck in ridding the iguanas.

going out tonight... with my daughter -SC

a new trend amongst cougar mothers in boca raton are not only dividing and conquering the night with their girlfriends, but bringing their daughters along the ride. it's clearly not enough to enjoy the single-life with women your age but more fun when your 23 yeard old daughter is creating trouble too. They drink together, dance together and prey on the same aged victims. I don't know how the daughter must feel going out with their moms, but one thing is for sure- Bocan Mothers love going out with their children because it makes them feel young and certainly act young.

*picture from new abc show cougartown.

Driving Status in Boca

I dont know what it is, but i fell that Boca has to have the most populated group of old people that don't know how to drive. Who gives them their licences, its that bad now a days. I know everyone has seen it especially when its that one time your in a huge rush and u get stuck behind an old person taht doesnt know what to do, and goes 10 under the speed limit. We need to start giving them different driving tests, there more hazerdous then kids, and thats a far reach i'm going with but I believe it now, they pull out right in front of you when your flying down the road, and apparently to them there is just no care in the world. WE shoudl take them off the road!!!!!
...FXMIII...

Concert Weirdos

I was recently at a Blink 182 concert a couple of weeks ago. You definately see a lot of interesting characters. From hard core fans to teeny bopper teenagers, the concert was filled with people of all ages. I like to people watch at these shows because you typically see an array of fashion choices that people wear. I was sitting watching the concert when all of the sudden this guy dressed in a Batman costume approaches us. I asked to take a picture so i could share with all of you. This is the kind of stuff that happen in Boca and South Florida. You will never be bored in Boca thats a promise.

-- MB

BocaWay or the Highway

Just the other day I was driving around town when I saw a young boy being questioned by the cops. It didn;t seem like he was up to no good, or did anything malicious or illegal, so I went up to the boy after the incident had occured and asked him waht had just happened. He told me "The cops just wrote me a damn ticket for $56.50 for my pants being to low." I was shocked!!!! I didn;t know that was possible, it then made me start to think about other ridiculous laws that exist and are enforced in Boca and if it is really a law that is being broken, or Boca way of sayin if you dont like it, then GET OUT!!!!!!
FXM....

Check this Out!! As seen on FAU Campus

So I was working on a group project and saw these people. Someone in my group said I have to take a picture of this guy. In between the laughter she managed to muster some courage and ask for a Kodak moment and they accepted. They said they were dressed this way for a 70s project for class, I think not, but think its a great excuse. These guys were very happy and did not seem to disslike their attire in the least. This is a once in a lifetime shot so enjoy.
----------BS

Paradise in a Box

Who knew you could go to the gym and spend your whole day in one place? Located in Boca Raton, this upscale expensive gym consists of a spa, pool, sauna, gym, group classes, salon..do i need to go on? "Bocans" can literally go work out, go eat, tan, swim, get your hair done, and spend the rest of your day at the spa. Boca is all about luxury and this surely is the place to do it. A membership to this place is $100 + depending on what plan you get. Its definitely a nice way to spend the day. You don't have to leave your location to do anything everything is right at your fingertips at this place. I have been to this gym before, and all you see is young beautiful people and old cougar woman that wish they were. Its safe to say that you will only get this celeb status treatment in Boca

Not Upper Clas??? then your no good for Boca apparently.....

So the other day I had to go in and buy a pair of Khaki pants. I was running in from right after soccer practice. Thinking ok good let me grab this pair beofre I head home and save some time.....BLOOMINGDALES is where it all happened. I have never seen so many employees give me dirty looks just becasue I wasnt dreesed like I was looking to spend money. I didn't have 1 employee ask me if I needed any help at all. They all decided to stare and when I looked back they turned away.. It came to the point that I was stunned and shocked and decided to take a huge pile of clothes into the dressing room and left them all there without even trying one on. I decided I would give them some real work to do since I wasn't good enough to qualify for their upper class service. Has this ever happened to you? I have lived here my whole life, and been to bloomingdales all the time. well I got news for you......Forget Bloomingdales and the stereotypes of Bocans that come along with it!!!
....FXMIII....

She Looked like Barbie minus the Pretty

I was in the Town Center Mall and heard some noise walking by the beauty salon. This woman was in there maybe in her 60s was making a huge scene in the store. Apparently she was mad because she did not want to pay for her nails because she said it was not how she asked them to be done. I did not look at her nails however, it was her face that concerned be terribly. As she was angry and yelling, her facial expression was pretty stagnant. Eyebrows did not move at all, nor did her face; she could barely get her mouth to open. It was a disturning sight. The woman must have had $100,000 of work on her face. She resembled this woman..............pretty close.

---------BS

Boca Starting to Look Like the Dump?

On September 30, 2009 it was reported in the Sun-Sentinel that Boca's budget for landscaping is getting tight and is sinking. Boca Raton spends millions of dollars a year annually keeping the city literally "looking like a million dollars." They pride themselves on their picturesque landscaping. In 2005 the city spent a whopping $7.3 million, in 2010 they are looking at $5 million. The reasons for this is many medians have seen updates and cosmetic surgery. Another reason is the economy, which has less development. Utility taxes are source of income and less development equals less money. So Boca will be downgrading its greenery around the city. I urge residents not to get too frazzled and/or displaced.

Fancy Cars Waiting to Pick up Kids

Its just another day in Boca Raton. Parents were waiting in line to pick up their children from middle school by my house today and all i saw was a line of luxury cars. Boxter Porches, Lexus, BMW's, Mercedes. You name it. It was like i was in an exotic car shop. Its sad to think that "Bocans" think that all of this is normal. I have honestly gotten used to seeing them around everywhere. Don't be surprised if you see a Ferrari at the next party. No wonder ever teenager in Boca wants their first car to be a Mercedes or BMW. Its all society influenced.

Typical "Bocan" B-DAY

So my brother told me the other day that a girl in his class B-Day was coming up. Most b-days most of us hope for somehting nice such as maybe an ipod, game console, clothes, simple stuff. Well I was tld this girl got a brand new car for her b day. Between 09 Audi S4 or BMW X5. It was up to her choice. HOW in the hell do people spend that money in a down economy for someones first car! The my brother told me that every other girl in his class excpets nothing less then a BMW, Mercedes, etc. Look what ahs happened to our culture and the stigma it puts on Boca, when 16 yr old girls complain about not liking their brand new 60,000 dollar car. I want a new car, COME ADOPT ME!!!! ill take anything...
.... FXM III